WWII Survivor Warns of SOCIALISM and GUN CONTROL! (MUST WATCH)

Maria Elena

Maria Elena

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Onions and Christmas Trees......... The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, ' Mom, How many types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, It's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??' 'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.' _____

GOT THE FLOOR DONE....NOW I GOTTA GET TO THE OUTSIDE

I RETIRED FROM THIS........

YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

got the fucking bathroom done!!!!!!!!!!!

days of retirement

OH ME OH MY,
AINT BEEN ON HERE FOR AGES!
WAITING ON DOING MY FLOOR!
PAINTED CIELING!
PAINTED KITCHEN AND BEDROOMS!
NOW I GOTTA TILE THE FUCKING FLOORS!
RETIRED MY ASS!

fucking hey!@

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what the fuck ...this is fun

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parody

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Hillary Clinton and barrack Obama are on a boat they both fall off and drowned,who is saved? America!!!

Hillary Clinton and barrack Obama are on a boat they both fall off and drowned,who is saved? America!!!

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Hillary Clinton and barrack Obama are on a boat they both fall off and drowned,who is saved? America!!!

jacksonville

7 hours round trip to pick up the wife ...glad to be home....work tommorrow...cant wait!

a little history

off to jacksonville to pick up the wife ni am of course the fuckin pack mule again.

naked at the computer

... Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.

I thought once.. that i was a really good person.. guy ..you no the best of the best...but as the years went by...and the work and the worry and the work and the worry crept in alittle more each year
...well i am the bread winner the sole provider i had to do somthing to support the family....did i make wrong choices ....did i hurt the one's that touched my soul...yes i did ...i made the type of choices that were 1 sided
all for love of family...well i've learned that there is more than just your own family there is the family of love......

and those that i have loved i will never forget for they have made me better and stronger and forever i will always call them friends.

great day

life is a pen you can cross out the past but you cant erase it.

every day is a new view....a chance for me to help someone...or just to be there.

i love it ....and every day i wake...and i'm not six feet under...is a blessing...

just wish more folks felt the same....sigh!

son the artist and daughternlaw

work

UP AT 3 AM ...GOT THE WIFE OF TO S.C WITH THE MUM N LAW...
WORK WORK WORK...TILLL 2PM.....WEEEEE......
BEER 30!!!!!!    PLAY GUITAR AM RELAX...;)