conway,sc

JOKES :


A Loris man passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved

widow. But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in the Conway hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Conway to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

How can you tell if a Conway Technician is married? There's dried tobacco

juice on both sides of his pickup truck

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a County murder:

1) The DNA is all the same 2) There's no dental records

Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck. (If it had been

invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)

An State Trooper pulls over a pickup in Aynor says to the

driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut ?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Conway Lottery?

The winner gets $300 a year for a million years.

A new Conway law was just recently passed. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Did you hear that the Alabama governor's mansion burned down ?

"Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames

and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'